meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

(Source: smoonie)